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Saturday, November 24, 2007

SOME INTERESTING FACTS

SOME INTERESTING FACTS
 
Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969!
 
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
 
There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
 
Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!
 
Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
 
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
 
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos! 
 
There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants!  
 
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!  
 
Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
 
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
 
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!
 
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
 
One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year! 
 
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!
 
Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia!
 
The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!
 
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!
 
A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!
 
A car uses 1.6 ounces of gas idling for one minute. Half an ounce is used to start the average automobile!  
 
The Philadelphia mint produces 26 million pennies per day!  
 
A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface!
 
A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
 
It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the United States! 
 
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
 
Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
 
Almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the United States and Canada!   
 
The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows!
 
Most lipstick contains fish scales!
 
Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing!
 
One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen!
 
It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!  
 
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!  
 
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!
 
A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!
 
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
 
There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!
 
If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!
 
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
 
A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!   
 
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!
 
Clinophobia is the fear of beds!
 
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!
 
Porcupines float in water!
 
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!
 
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
 
The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!
 
The Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins!
 
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!
 
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds! During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
 
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
 
Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
 
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!
 
In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!
 
There are more plastic flamingos in the U..S, than real ones!   
 
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!
 
More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!
 
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!
 
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe !
 
 In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!
 
Slugs have 4 noses!
 
Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!
 
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!
 
Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue!  
 
The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!
 
It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland!
 
There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses! 
 
Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes!   
 
There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S!
 
Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year!
 
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
 
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year! 
 
In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."!
 
Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate!
 
A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks!
 
The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia!
 
There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world!
 
Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum!An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!
 
A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day!
 
Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace!
 
One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
 
More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
 
In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!
 
Rice paper does not have any rice in it!
 
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!  
 
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word!
 
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
 
The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice!
 
The average person laughs 13 times a day!
 
Dogs can hear sounds that you cant!
 
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!
 
It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them! 
 
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E!
 
Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions!
 
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
 
Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States!
 
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!
 
The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used!
 
There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every year!
 
The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'! 
 
Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed... or is that paws?!
 
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven!   
 
Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints!  
 
Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow!
 
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!
 
Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!
 
A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though!
 
The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons!
 
The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people! 
 
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
 
After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again! 
 
 

 


 
 
 
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PREPARE while others are daydreaming.
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Monday, November 19, 2007

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:


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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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Customer:  "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support:  "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Customer:  "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support:  "Tell me what you've done."

Customer: "I typed 'A: SETUP'."

Tech Support:  "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer:  "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support:  "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer:  "What?"

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer: "No..."

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Customer:  "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech Support:       ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

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Tech Support:  "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Tech support:

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Tech Support:  "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer:  "A white one."

Tech support :

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Tech Support:  "What operating system are you running?"

Customer: "Pentium."

Tech support:

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Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

Tech support : 

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Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

Tech support:

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Customer:  "You've got to fix my computer.
I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech support :

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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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Tech Support:  "What does the screen say now?"

Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support:  "Well?"

Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"

Tech support:

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Best of the Lot

A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: (keep quite)

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User:  No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

Tech support:


10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech support: (hush hush)

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech: Just add the line LOAD NO SMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS .
Let me know how it goes.


10 minutes later.


User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User: MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NO SMOKE.
Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.


1 hour later.


User: I need a new power supply.

Tech support: How did you come to that conclusion?

Tech support: (hush hush)

User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

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Customer care officer: I need product identification no: right now
and may I help u in finding it out?

Cust: sure

CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
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