STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

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1) BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. ***************************************************************************************************** 2) GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... ***************************************************************************************************** 3) GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? ***************************************************************************************************** 4) GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple ***************************************************************************************************** 5) GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? ***************************************************************************************************** 6) BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? ***************************************************************************************************** 7) BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? ***************************************************************************************************** 8) SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. ***************************************************************************************************** 9) WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. ***************************************************************************************************** 10) MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. ***************************************************************************************************** 11) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". ***************************************************************************************************** 12) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". ***************************************************************************************************** 13) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". ***************************************************************************************************** 14) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?" ***************************************************************************************************** 15) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. ***************************************************************************************************** 16) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". ***************************************************************************************************** 17) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". ***************************************************************************************************** 18) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". ***************************************************************************************************** 19) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". ***************************************************************************************************** 20) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." ***************************************************************************************************** 21) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

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