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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Law of Probability

1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.

3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
 tire.

6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Cool Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
arrive last.

11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee
 is
cold

 
 
 
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